Mitey Witey has a encountered dark times before, but this past night surpasses them all. The plan had been to play at the Klinic, but unforeseen circumstances destroyed all dreams of success. Space Bar drove in from Milwaukee and stopped at the bar to sign up early, only to be told that Mitey Witey would not be allowed to play until almost midnight. Their words were poison! Every possible plan was discussed, but to no avail. Too many members of Mitey Witey and The Talent had to get up early the next morning, leading to the show being canceled.
Two members of Mitey Witey, Bloated Nemesis and Bozer Rimjob, proceeded to the cursed stinkpit to calm the many soon to be outraged Bozers. They arrived at approximately ten o'clock. The Bozers were soon calmed and they stayed to watch the current act: Jelly Bean Girl. Further outrage was soon experienced when it was realized that, at 10:40, she was still playing! Whomever allowed this is pure evil. Curse them and the seething pits of rancid bile from which they surely sprang.
On a more positive note, Mitey Witey and The Talent has planned to play at The Brocach on the Eighteenth of July. Surely the dulcet tones of Mitey Witey will be more appreciated at such a fine establishment. The event has already been added to our calendar, which can again be found at:
http://www.google.com/calendar/embed?src=miteywitey%40gmail.comOn another note of positive news, Mitey Witey was broadcast into the Aether for the first time this past Saturday on a radio show on WORT 89.9 FM, Madison's community radio station. The show is hosted by a fine woman by the name of Tracy, who is a friend of Bloated Nemesis. She played "Some People" and later exclaimed passionately to the listening masses that she thought it was "pretty hot". Her show airs every Saturday at 10pm and is simultaneously cast into the Log Cabin, may it's series of tubes ever flourish.
"Mitey Witey shall extend to the ends of time"
MW
